Monday, July 21, 2008

"the Club Penguin News!" Issue #1

Welcome to "The Club Penguin News!" I am your reporter, Greenguy313. In island news, Herbert, the polar bear, convicted of "disturbing the peace" is on trial for causing earthquakes. Details with Greenguy313.


Town Square, 10:24 AM.
I am with agent Gary, aka "G". He claims that the treamors started yesterday, around 3:45 PM. He says "The island sometimes has some small earthquakes, but they are non-destructive. One penguin claims that "they are fun to ride!" But the treamors we are experiencing are not that fun. "They destroyed my coffee shop, and spilled all the cookies I just made!" claims an employee of the coffee shop. The repairs have already begun. More in next issue.